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"I mean, your son is a one of a kind! From a white Pygmy father and a mother like you, and with the peculiar coloration on his plumage. He'd win the bodybuilding genetic lottery like a wildfire!"
Kieron's Mum "... Yes he would."
"Wow! His body! His pose, when he grows up with all that training, the judges will be salivating and giving him first place! I'm totally looking forward to it!"
Kieron's Mum "Uh huh."
"They'd love it!"
Kieron's Mum hears some machinery malfunctioning in the background.
Kieron's Mum "Oh shoot look at that. Well. Thank you for your work."
"Yeah, coffee machines busted again!! Well, See you soon, Kathy!"
Kathy "Fair thee well, then, Edward!"
Kieron's Mum abruptly slams the mobile on the tea table, hiding here resentment. Her helicopter parent instincts coming in.
Kathy "How dare he! My Son is a darling. A Legend! I'd best be careful."
Kieron, in his childhood, notes the uproar rising.
Kathy "He's more than an ornament!"
Kieron "What's wrong mother?"
Kathy "Oh nothing, you practice your pull ups! You're my darling, one of a kind."