Couch Humpers

News report!

Two anonymous figures have been seen, at with various junk piles. Making particular noises and squatting.

Are they homeless? There seem to move from city to town, making it through various odd jobs.

They collect trash, they make trash, are they trash?

"It's a living, we get around. It's a hard life, yet somebody has to do it. I'm okay being a teamster and a muscle for hire. Yet we all have our quirks." Says the couch golem called Gregor.

"What can you do as an outdated piece of furniture?"

We interview a local scrapyard owner about these two squatters.

"Yeah, a victorian chair and a fancy couch. I've had to have to give them a home. They beg yet they're good-hearted"

They've currently doing homeless shelter work, picking up litter and doing community work for Waterbrick, They've settled there, and it's like they going to stay.

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