Thursday, November 9, 2023

"You can't handle the truth!" - Twitch

 Out of context usage of this scene

C = Couch Gregor, the accuser
J = Judge (offscreen)
T = Tw*tch

J = Give your evidence against the defendant.



J “Now stand to cross examine.”
C “Yes, let me continue, Did you sell out to interruption advertisers?”
J " You don't have to answer to question defendant”
T “I'll answer the question.”

It's escalating.

C “I have a right to know.”
T “You want to know?”
C “I think I'm entitled to!
T " You want it?”
C “Tell me the truth!”
T " You can't handle the truth!”

The uproar ended.

T “You don't know..”

T “We use direct numbers, content creation, and data for the backbone of social media platforms, for interaction and connection. You treat it like a carasoul carnival! It's all the foundation of our economy. Those numbers for our real supporters.”

He composed himself.

T “We have to appeal for payment. Deep down inside, being niche, you want that publicity you so ostensibly don't want, you need us! The lure for the potentiality to build a business. Working all those hours for validation. Them circles you play within the discovery tab.”

C “I'm still disillusioned Twitch, did you appeal to television advertisers, all this interruption? Did you??”

Twitch erupted from its seat.

T “Your G** D*** right I did!!”


T -“Do you feel it Couch Gregor? It's going up because you're raising the average by streaming less. That's gaming the system. You're going to get affiliate. You'll finally have those emotes instead of using word pad! The value of a business transaction instead of a priceless gift.”

“The business model of our distribution! The prospective audience! The Direct marketing!”

No! I'd rather make a living doing Bara commissions! Paying through that dysfunctional discovery sucks!

Oh, thank you, it went down.