Beigh
Two vibrating options, from a old hotel who happened to splash out of features.
Fish eye buttons, from the magician that got drunk one night
Somehow keeps itself in top condition. Despite the flaws of his creaking woodwork.
Hamstrings function as a recliner feature, offers a service of muscle-soothing massage. From the hotel he works. Fifty pence for a ride.
First is soothing, other is for enhanced comforts.
Can transform back into a couch form, has a mind of a butler.