"So, you made me a couch."
I really did not mean it!! I'm mad with revising.
"Welp, your call, why are you giving me a international, federal bodybuilding proportions too? My butt is huge!"
I mean, a certain artist made a gay pin up of a vibrating bed, why can't you make friends as a couch?
"I mean I come with two vibrating functions, so I'll provide a lovely comfy experience!"
Yes you will!
"Time to teach the importance of rest."