Ting, TING
What's it like to have a response on you for money? Don't know how it works?
Lets go on a rich ride! Do you know how to handle attention?
"What am I?"
Your a brand mascot, here to make money for furniture you dunce, welcome to your new copywriting gig! Make this chair sing, make the pillow shine! Even that grandfather clock, its all s***.
Make these items celebritys, and champion them for whatever they have.
"Whay about socialising?"
All the more to diect and sell them a product, indiscreetly, your here to serve me first and make money. You're soul is on the line gor it.