I'm made a new friend.
All these lonely years, I've decided that I've drawn eyes on a stool and named him stumps.
Yes, that is right. He is stumps. He serves like a pro, and is all the world that can see. A grand champion of the affairs and knows to top of the walk of Glitter town. From all its politics and it's love affairs.
No social media statistics to tell me who's up or who's down. It listens to my problems with patience.
I talk to it, and it does not reply.
So what? It's kept me company!